neonkacie:

What my dad told me:
Don’t talk to people on the internet. All they want is your body and our IP address.

Me to my future kids:
Don’t talk to people on the internet. They may become your best friend and we don’t have the money to take you to meet them.

(via cubeislove-cubeislife)

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

(via hotboyproblems)

beyoncescock:

list of things to do when you’re sad:

  • eat chocolate
  • listen to music
  • order pizza
  • buy new clothes
  • watch movies
  • masturbate

(via contr-adictions)