cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

(via guy)

momjpg:

it’s never too late for waffles and it’s never too early for pizza

(via contr-adictions)

kwikemart:

i envision a relationship with every single person i find attractive and i need to stop doing that cause its getting my hopes up for nothing and making me sad

(via simplykeeth)